well, this is awkward...
Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

buttlicked:

noONE IS ONLINE I CAN POST WHAT I WANT

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top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

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Things You Should Always Have In Your Car

psych-quotes:

Things you should always have in your car. I’m sharing this with my family. Stay SAFE

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My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska

explosivesprinkles:

dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

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Reblogged from foreveralone-lyguy, Posted by horseysurprise.

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Reblogged from beach11girl, Posted by andisbetter.
andisbetter:

Ignorance can be bliss—but don’t you just love knowing that there’s amazing power and wicked technology inside every Ford? Let AND Is Better whisk you away to your happy AND spider-free place.

andisbetter:

Ignorance can be bliss—but don’t you just love knowing that there’s amazing power and wicked technology inside every Ford? Let AND Is Better whisk you away to your happy AND spider-free place.

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

carryonmy-assbutt:

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*

Reblogged from turkeywingsoffreedom, Posted by reblog-gif.
castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”

castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”

Reblogged from freewlfi, Posted by massacrechips.

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regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

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